Apparently, I missed the entire month of February when it comes to this here blog. Is it possible that I have completely run out of things to say? Not likely.
It’s been a long winter. So long, in fact, that I think my brain was frozen into a big block of ice that only one thing can thaw out. What, you may ask, will thaw my brain out? Great question and I like where your head is at. Midgets in bikinis. That’s right. Midgets in bikinis. Sound interesting, right? It is and here’s why…
Just kidding. Midgets in bikinis would not thaw my brain out, but it might induce vomiting. And, since we all know I am not a big fan of barfing under any circumstances (and I mean any), I should probably avoid viewing any type of midget in any type of bikini, or rather, any type of bathing suit whatsoever. Yes, even a one piece with ruffles might cause me to puke all over my keyboard. This is a new computer so that wouldn’t work.
Short and sweet for a Saturday afternoon. Maybe now that spring is right around the corner I can start to come up with better ideas for posts and deliver some of the entertaining goodies that you, the masses, had become accustomed to.
We represent the Lollipop guild.
–A bunch of costumed midgets