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Posted: October 15, 2009 in Uncategorized

Okay my friends, this next story is utterly fucking classic with a capital C. I am sure that some you may get tired of me posting stories of human idiocy, but it’s my blog and I shall do whatever the fudge I please.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33319472/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Now, if you’re done laughing, all I have to say is this….REALLY? I would agree with the author of the story; this lady is in dyer need of a mental health evaluation. I can think of at least 113 different ways I can spend a Tuesday afternoon and none of them involve renting a limo and heading down the good ol’ Burlington Coat Factory and telling everyone that you just won the lottery. Don’t you realize that might get you cut? Or, in this case, thrown into the looney bin.

Have you ever been to a Burlington Coat Factory? Bottom…of…the…gene…pool. Seriously. Telling the people in there they get free stuff is like stepping into an elevator full of fat guys at a chili convention-it’s just going to end badly. I think it might’ve been more ironic, and perhaps even a bit more satisfying, if this nutjob pulled this trick at, say, Nordstrom’s. It might be interesting to see the well-to-do gloves come off when you start making it rain (merchandise).

Where the lady really went wrong with all this was not paying the limo driver. She should’ve viewed the limo driver fee as in investment into the scheme. But, of course, she didn’t think about that. And that is, of course, why she is a criminal.

There is no sin except stupidity.
–Oscar Wilde

jbr

Again?

Posted: October 12, 2009 in Uncategorized

http://www.kmbc.com/news/21267790/detail.html

Seriously people…where the holy fuck are you going to go with an ambulance? It’s a fucking ambulance! Fucktard.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
–J.D. Salinger