Dear Employer

Posted: April 28, 2009 in Uncategorized

Dear my loving employer,

As you know, we are all anxious for summer to set in here in the Midwest. I am sure that you, my wise and financially beneficial employer, are anxious for the same. However, as anxious as we all are, it is 43 degrees this morning. With that in mind, it is okay to turn off the AC in the building. My nipples will surely thank you.


Your dutiful employee

P.S.–We need more donuts. And none of that gas station, day-old shit…fresh Krispy Kremes. And chocolate milk.

Excuse me sir, would you like to buy some rubber nipples?


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