Intoxication Proclamation

Posted: February 7, 2008 in Uncategorized


I am not going to proofread this, so if my spelling and grammar is jacked beyond belief, please forgive me, and go fuck yourself.

I am old enough to know better, but apparently I am stupid enough not to care. I don’t understand that why, for like the 150th time, I decided to go drinking on a school night. It seems so rational whilst it is going on, but then there is always a catch. And the catch, my dear friends, is the next day.

So this morning….not even a Mickey D’s breakfast, shooting the bird seven times, and honking my horn four times could relieve the pain of my morning. Topping off the Asian drivers on their phone is me falling in the parking lot, on the ice, in front of people. I’m graceful enough as it is, so you can imagine how I look while I am falling.

So that’s it. I had to get this out. Maybe I will vomit…maybe I will crap my pants…who knows really.

Gotta gun?
–Me at 9:07 AM.


  1. layneelu says:

    I won’t feed you tequila anymore. We’ll stick to Pucker. Maybe you’ll process that a little better 😉—-gross, i see that i have to do a code verification. it almost makes me want to not comment on this. c’est la vie.

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