Ode to Foreskin

Posted: January 29, 2008 in Uncategorized

O’ where o’ where could my foreskin be
The doc came and took it away from me
It was there yesterday when I went to bed
Now there is no foreskin covering my head

O’ please o’please return my foreskin to me
I’m getting chilly on this winter’s eve
I promise to keep it safe and warm and dry
O’ foreskin my friend you will never leave my eye

Flash Gordon: quarterback, New York Jets
–Sam J. Jones



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